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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pair of crows? An attempted murder."
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"I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies."
"Gandalf gave me a test... I didn't pass."
"Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist"
"Did you hear about the newly sponsored gay NASCAR team? Its always in the rear of the field."
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."
"The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead."
"Why are Mafia members so good at sex? Because they've always got a stiff in the trunk."
"Before takeoff our flight attendant asked everyone to turn off their Samsung Galaxy phones You know, the ones with the headphone jack"