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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pair of crows? An attempted murder."
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"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"
"""How can it be global warming,"" pondered @realDonaldTrump, ""if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."""
"Brobbits before Hobbits"
"What's a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin"
"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"
"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"
"Drinking Coors is like sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water"
"What do you call a Mexican on a bridge? Spic and span"
"Apple announced a breast implant that plays music... The iTit is considered a major social break through since women have always complained that men stare at their breasts but never listen to them."