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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in someones ass."
Next Joke
"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."
"The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever"
"One man's sprinkler is another man's bidet"
"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"
"Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness? Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell."
"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"As a European, I was always troubled by 2 Girls 1 Cup. Just how much is that in grams?"
"Horton Hears a who? Horton Hears a what? Horton Hears a huh? Horton hears a chicka chikca chicka chicka slim shady."
"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."