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Joke of the Day
"We should have known communism would fail In hindsight there were a lot of red flags"
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"Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg and a life-long question was answered... Turns out, it was the chicken!"
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."
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"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."
"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."
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"bay: come over me: no you're a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward bay: my parents aren't home me: how are you talking"
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