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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole my identity. And then sent it back with $100 and a note that said ""So sorry man. Hope things work out."""

"People shouldn't make rape jokes The laughter is usually forced."

"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."

"Today was my first time handling a... ....wet pussy. I didn't realize the risk involved! The cat scratched the shit out of me and eventually escaped from its bath."

"Had a conversation with my ex-wife over a drink this afternoon. It was cordial."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"Life is like a hardcore drug. I've taken several."

"I recently visited an only anal porn website, but I quickly left It was full of assholes"

"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a scottish shepard? One says "" Hey you get off my cloud"", and the other says ""Hey McCloud get off my ewe!"""

"I wish my penis felt the same way my nose currently does. Because then it too would be raw from having been blown all day."