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Joke of the Day

"bay: come over me: no you're a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward bay: my parents aren't home me: how are you talking"

"My furnace broke down on me. So I'm having a housewarming party."

"I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews."

"Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B - shells!"

"""My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."" ""He took a long look at me and gave me $300"""

"I always enjoy a book while sunbathing... As a result, I'm well-red."

"What country most despises cars that run on gasoline? Mad-at-gas-cars!"

"A recent study shows most Americans like to have sex on days that begin with T Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow"

"What was Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"

"Why do people paint eggs for Easter? Bunnies squirm too much."