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Joke of the Day

"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."

"*in-flight announcement* A SNICKERS IS JUST A MARS BAR WITH PEANUTS *struggling noises* PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KN-"

"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"

"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."

"It's official. I hate Nickelback more than terrorism."

"Despite its deceivingly yummy smell, this bar of oatmeal almond soap tastes just like soap."

"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range."

"Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda"

"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"