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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."

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"Ass. You've got a donkey. I've got a rooster. Your donkey bites one of the legs off of my rooster. What's the end result? One foot of my cock up your ass."
"""I say, this bloody coffee tastes like mud!...."" "" It should sir, it was ground this morning."""
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"I like my coffee like I like my men Black and shot twice"
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