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Joke of the Day
"An ISIS member walks into a bar And He offers everyone free shots!"
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"Girls vs Guys How come that when a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she is considered a slut but when a man does it, he is considered gay?"
"so apparently there isnt an app for pancreatic cancer. Ironic that something abbreviated PC killed Steve Jobs, does anyone think his funeral will be a flash affair?"
"Wordpress Is Shutting Down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"
"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."
"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."
"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? Attire."
"Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again."
"I've forgotten how to ""hang out"" with people if alcohol isn't involved."
"Little known fact: a penguin's head can rotate 390 degrees. Once."