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Joke of the Day

"TIL That I Shouldn't have gone to law school, because everyone in /r/news already has their law degree"

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch"

"What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene."

"Her: See ya later alligator! Me: *slithers into swamp*"

"How can you get a million dollars in a week? Start with 10 million and become a day-trader."

"One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop by Willy Makit illustrated by Betty Wont"

"Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Love, Nerds."

"I recently traced my family tree... It was easier, I'm rubbish at drawing."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a bitches throat."

"What's the first thing I will desperately need to buy after winning the Lottery New pants"