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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch"
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"My 6 year old son told me this, ""what did one ocean say to the other?"". Nothing, he just waved."
"A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, ""Ouch, that one Hertz."""
"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"
"What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches? Visa or Mastercard?"
"Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."
"Why is it called the 18th hole and not the final fore"
"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."
"When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always ""I don't believe you."""
"I was sexually assaulted by a ghost. Didn't see it cuming."