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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a football fan with a cold? A sneezing ticket holder."
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"I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job..."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."
"Why can't women play sports They can't wear the same clothes as 11 other women"
"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"
"Drugs are not a solution! Until you mix them with water"
"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."
"Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it."
"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."
"Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published. Jerk."