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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars."

"I met a farmer who genetically altered a chicken to have six legs so his kids didn't fight over the drumsticks. I asked him how it tasted. He said he didn't know. He couldn't catch it."

"Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family."

"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."

"Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards."

"TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease."

"[shipwreck diary] Day 44: Some of the survivors have resorted to drinking their own piss. Nobody wants to drink mine cos it's 'too chunky'."

"Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes Mom but I think it would be easier to buy one."

"Bunch of good one-liners"

"I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?"