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Joke of the Day

"At the store & asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, ""Make it 52"""

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."

"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."

"I told my sons i would buy them each a new Nerf gun. Me: ""Im going to buy you boys a new Nerf gun today"" Son: ""I don't want a Nerf gun i want a Transformer"" Me: ""It's Nerf or nothing"""

"Stare at the waitress's boobs when you tell her you want ""everything"" on your sandwich. Ya never know..."

"Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea? I mean cry me a river river right?"

"Sad news about the Michelin Man.. He's retyred.."

"Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees? A: A vibrator."

"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."

"Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!"