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Joke of the Day
"Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea? I mean cry me a river river right?"
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"Girls have their phone nonstop. So if they don't text you back within 30 minutes, she ain't feeling you bro."
"What do the mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."
"It's quite ironic. Whitney used to do commercials for Pepsi, then spend all the money she made on Coke."
"I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop!"
"[first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] ""...& they all lived happily ever after"" Customer: ""That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'"""
"Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor? because Sam sung better than him"