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Joke of the Day

"Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea? I mean cry me a river river right?"

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"What do you call 5 black people on a plane? Niggas with altitude"

"A young boy asks his Jewish father if he can have $10.... The father responds ""8 dollars?! What do you need 6 dollars for?!"" :)"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"

"I think I just had my first orgasm? I was shaking and my legs were shaking and everything. Then I just realized that wasn't a orgasm, ""THAT WAS A EARTHQUAKE!"" :'("

"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't meaa taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."

"We really need to silence the Muslim jokes I'm talking to the guys in particular, since the Women are already silent."

"*stationary for 7 hours* Me: ""Actually, I'm not sure this is one of those driverless cars."""

"I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises."