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Joke of the Day
"Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!"
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"You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus."
"Election One-Liner Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.."
"I don't trust insomniac philosophers... They're up to know good."
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 72 seconds, Poor bastard."
"How is a woman like a condom? The both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"What doesn't kill you was only practicing."
"What do you call the Spanish Government? Juan Republic"
"[friend being eaten by a bear] *screaming violently* Me: Stay calm! Don't move so much! I'm trying to take a picture for snapchat!"
"If I was your alarm clock, how would I wake you up every morning? With a big dong......."