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Joke of the Day
"Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!"
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"I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies. He was dead Sirius."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!"
"Conservatives after a mass shooting: ""You can't take our guns!"" Conservatives after a police shooting: ""But he had a gun!"" I'm confused."
"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli."
"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."
"HER: I love Deadpool ME: I love Dead Pool HER: Oh, cool, you read comics too? ME: *staring out at pond where I toss victims' bodies* Hmm?"
"Tip: ""Montreal"" is short for ""Monsters Are Real."" The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters."