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Joke of the Day
"Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes."
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"I buy all my guns from a guy that calls himself T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer."
"I woke up today feeling like a god! I don't believe in myself. :("
"What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak."
"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they hate Dick's"
"Guess why Because."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."
"When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over."
"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"
"Do you know the worst thing about sex? The part where you have to bury them afterwards."