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Joke of the Day
"Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes."
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"To all you hilarious guys telling Ronda Rousey jokes today: Seize your moment, gents! Talk about a woman *and* look like the winner by comparison!"
"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""
"I just saw a commercial that invited me to watch more of it on the internet! Bc That's the problem w/commercials! They're not long enough!"
"Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist"
"My friend asked me ""if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?"" I said Cold War Russia."
"I went to the doctor the other day.... ... and told him, ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get a stiffy."" He looked at me and said, ""That's because you look like a cunt!"""
"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"
"What's the cheapest kind of meat. Deer balls, they're under a buck."
"What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A marsbar!"