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Joke of the Day

"Everyone makes fun of North Korea's military Personally, I'm amazed and terrified. Just imagine what they would accomplish if they opened their eyes."

"Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards."

"Hoo-dini And now I wait.........."

"Paper Dance Competition Boy : Hey, will you be my partner in a paper dance competition? Girl : Sure! Boy : Great, so we are on the same page."

"If you say ""I knew you were going to say that"" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings."

"Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone? Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!"

"If you play jazz backwards, you get slightly better jazz."

"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""

"Pirate with steering wheel for belt buckle ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""

"People who know me say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."