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Joke of the Day

"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."

"Coffee. Not my cup of tea."

"Irony is how Jesus is too Liberal for most of his own Fan Clubs"

"the Grinch was a religious minority w/ legitimate issues of systematic injustice & economic discrimination & the movie about him is bigotry"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke ? Your mom can't take a joke."

"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."

"How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight? Just one with depression."

"In current news: US: Stop that Middle East: Stop what? US: That Middle East: This? US: Yes that Middle East: This? America: OMG STAAAHP"

"Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn't mean only zeros."

"Sleep tight! And if you should die before you wake -- did you clear your browser history?"