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Joke of the Day
"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."
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"All things in moderation. Unless no one's looking."
"For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people."
"Crees que soy muy bajita? La novia pregunta al novio - Amor Crees que soy muy bajita? - Pues tienes una estatura comun. - De veras? - Si, comun-duende. jajaja que grosero verdad"
"Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters."
"Written on the Bathroom Wall... *Here I sit Broken-hearted Tried to rhyme Couldn't even get the meter right.*"
"Sorry I pissed on the walls of your bathroom, but the flowery wall paper made me think I was outside.. Also you're out of Valium"
"I'm bored I think I'll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on."
"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."
"Aspirin Before climbing into bed, a man sets down a glass of water and an aspirin on his wife's bedside table. ""What's this for? I don't have a headache"" she says. ""Good. Let's fuck."""