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Joke of the Day
"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."
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"Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo."
"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."""
"If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?"
"[bank robbery] Robber 1: put money in the bag Robber 2: how come u get to be robber 1? Robber 4: how do u think I feel. There's only 3 of us"
"I bet the hardest thing about being a gangsta rapper is never being able to really enjoy a scone in public."
"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"
"What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common? They have no jobs"
"Sweet chan joke why was 6chan afraid of 7chan, because 7 8 9gag"
"Recently, 218 Italian MPs signed a bipartisan bill for the legalization of marijuana...[x-post from r/trees] They're basically in joint support, for *joint* support. I'll show myself out."