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Joke of the Day

"Why George RR Martin doesn't utilize suicide bombers in GoT? Because he does not have enough virgins left in the story"

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""

"Two men walk into a bar knock knock"

"The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board."

"* Runs Baywatch-style into oncoming traffic *"

"Alabama: where the men are men and the sheep are scared"

"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"

"Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n' giggles."

"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand ...and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"How do fish get high? Seaweed."