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Joke of the Day
"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"
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"What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !"
"I'm not racist. I hate all races equally. Especially the 100 meter dash. All short and Olympickish."
"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."
"Can't afford anti-depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo."
"My girlfriend told me that she's sick of me pretending I'm a cat Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a cat. I packed your bags. I want you to go."" Me: ""Wait, are you kicking MEEEOOWWT???"""
"What deadly disease can bowls contract? Ebowla"
"What's the dumbest animal in the desert? The Polar Bear"
"In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived. I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers."
"Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down?"