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Joke of the Day
"Alabama: where the men are men and the sheep are scared"
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"Nightclub bouncers find me so attractive that they ask me to stand next to them while they make everyone else go inside."
"Guess what? Chicken butt!"
"""Yeah, you're right, this shit is really hard. You wanna go get a milkshake or something?""-me as a personal trainer"
"What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes? Crepetomaniac"
"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."
"If I got in a fight, the first thing I'd do is take off my shirt so he could see the scars where I've burned myself ironing. He'd back down."
"Doctor: It looks like you're pregnant Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are"
"What do call a prehistoric hooker? Vaginasaurass"
"When I see a self-help book at a secondhand store, I wonder...does that mean it worked, or it is bullshit?"