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Joke of the Day
"How do fish get high? Seaweed."
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"I told a woman she'd drawn her fake eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."
"What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve."
"Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam? It said ""twist to open"""
"Sports: So how's the shoestring game goin'? Right now, it's ***ALL TIED-UP!*** Oh my-oh-my! I couldn't find a cornylamejokes subreddit, so... ~Skip"
"Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? He strained himself."
"""You should date black guys""..... How girls tell each other they're fat."
"WHITE BITCHES: stop flipping your hair into people. Be aware of yourself in space."
"I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake."
"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."