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Joke of the Day
"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand ...and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
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"What did the dog say to the tree? Bark"
"What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong."
"Anagram It told me to nag a ram."
"[harsh] I'm very open-minded, if I have a daughter she can be whatever she wants when she turns 18: stripper, whore, you name it ...because by then she's gotten too old for my tastes anyway."
"Did you hear that Robert Plant got in a car wreck? Now he's Robert Vegetable."
"There are two ways to trigger a nuclear chain reaction: ... The first involves hitting uranium with accelerated protons. The second is mentioning Hillary and Feminism in one sentence."
"A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, ""Even Master Jedi use spoons."""
"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."
"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""