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Joke of the Day
"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""
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"Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year Looks like I'm in store for a wild December"
"I named my dick money... 'Cause women love to blow it"
"Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it."
"What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness? How are you vealing?"
"The news about Charlie Sheen having HIV is the only positive thing I have been reading in my Facebook timeline all week. No pun intended."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
"I heard Florida rapper Rick Ross is making a cameo in the new dragon ball z movie Hes got that 8th ball."
"Two guys were fighting with guns... Two guys were fighting with guns. Then one of them died laughing very heartily. Why? Because the bullet hit his armpit. (told to me by my son)"
"A father takes a deep breath and says ""Son, I think it's time you and I talk about sex."" His son took a deep breath as well ""Sure dad, what do you want to know about it?"""