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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? ImPasta"
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"What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer? Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."
"Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"
"When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them."
"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."
"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was assaulted."
"How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted? Beaucoup."
"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"
"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"
"When playing ""Got your nose,"" make sure the victim is willing to play. Also, that you're not at a urinal. Also, that it's their nose."