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Joke of the Day
"*Gets 500 word angry text from ex *responds, you mad bro?"
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"So we're on for next Friday? Perfect. I'll call you Thursday to reschedule."
"My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mimes.... They performed unspeakable acts on her."
"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"
"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."
"The butcher I worked with got behind in his work. He got his butt stuck in the meat grinder."
"Me:""The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour"" Wife:""If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow"" *sound of hooves in kitchen*"
"Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
"My spirit animal just ran into a glass door."