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Joke of the Day
"The butcher I worked with got behind in his work. He got his butt stuck in the meat grinder."
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"murderers are my pet peeve. im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way"
"What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night? His last name."
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"I'm always right. I thought i was wrong once, But i was wrong."
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"What did Germany say to Britain during World War II? I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction."
"Q: How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!"
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"How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped? Wall-sits."