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Joke of the Day
"My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mimes.... They performed unspeakable acts on her."
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"Of course you can trust me with your secret. *Calls local news team"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when put in the oven."
"Disabled toilets... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in."
"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"
"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"
"Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline"
"Have you heard of the man that walked all day and only moved two feet? .....That's all he had."
"During the height of the Cold War, spies were prepared to commit suicide if caught, with the help of a tiny #weed cigarette."
"Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !"