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Joke of the Day
"You know what I love about people who buy followers? I can laugh at their expense."
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"You might have heard this one. I confided in my gf: ""sometimes I can be pretty full of myself."" Gf replies: ""sometimes I'm pretty full of you too."""
"no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh"
"If you open Pandora's Box you better at least buy her dinner."
"Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan."
"What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk."
"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"
"Whoever decided to print nutritional information on ice cream cartons should be arrested and tried for the murder of my happiness."