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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan."

"Oh com'on Kim Jong everyone has a ""funny uncle"" in the family....don't you think the firing squad was a little harsh???"

"Which word is the longest in the English language? Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"

"What's Black White And Red All Over? A Police Shootout"

"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."

"What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns? A groan man."

"""Can I watch you open it?"" -Weird UPS guy"

"Samuel L Jackson got into an argument with an Ethiopian... I heard him screaming ""Food, motherfucker! Do you eat it?"""

"DOCTOR: u broke ur leg in five places, how did this happen ME:*flashback of me trying to carry too much ice cream up the stairs* bears."

"Did you hear about that mexican murdering train driver? He had locomotives."