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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"
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"I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra."
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"Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild."
"Which state does the most laundry? Washington."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."
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"Expert Archer Detected How do you know if someone's an expert archer? Put an apple on your head & stand still; he'll Tell you."
"hundred times Old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, ""If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times."""
"What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up? Is this some sort of yolk?"