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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"Do you know why Cannibals don't eat divorced women? Because they're bitter."

"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"

"I've been informed that ""Ped Xing"" means ""Pedestrian Crossing."" So what? Child molesters on horseback should get out of my way, too."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free."

"I was just casually strolling down the street... and suddenly when I looked up, I saw a baseball getting bigger and bigger, and I was wondering why that was. Then it hit me."

"Panties ... ... are for pussies."

"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"

"A paralyzed man calls U-Haul... ""Hey can you help me move?"""