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Joke of the Day

"Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit? Because it blew up."

"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"

"What Makes a Penis and a Rubik's Cube Similar? They both get harder the more you play with it."

"There are three kinds of people... The ones who say the glass is half full, The ones who say the glass is half empty, And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass."

"I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."

"Gf: why have you been googling 'can you milk a hamster' Me: *wipes milk from mouth* it was for a tweet"

"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."

"(gym) Me: *tries to lift dumbbell *drops it Trainer: COME ON! IT'S NOT THAT HEAVY! Me: I know, it's just this KFC grease making it slip"

"My wife's cooking is so bad We say our prayers after the food"