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Joke of the Day

"(gym) Me: *tries to lift dumbbell *drops it Trainer: COME ON! IT'S NOT THAT HEAVY! Me: I know, it's just this KFC grease making it slip"

"Accidentally broke my Irish friend's Pixar movie... He wasn't amused, but he did say, ""You cracked me Up."""

"Lap band surgery Waist knot, want not."

"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""

"""It feels like it was only 7 years ago"" - dogs recalling memories"

"Submarines are just hipster boats."

"What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it? w"

"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."

"When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there."

"Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone? She got hit by a bus."