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Joke of the Day

"(gym) Me: *tries to lift dumbbell *drops it Trainer: COME ON! IT'S NOT THAT HEAVY! Me: I know, it's just this KFC grease making it slip"

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."

"What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison"

"What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas? ""All I want for christmas is yeux"""

"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"

"How do fish lose weight? They Swim-fast."

"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."

"I started running back and forth repeatedly... ...and now my head hertz."

"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."

"You can't run from your problems forever. Eventually, you'll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them."