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"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"
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"What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan."
"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"
"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."
"Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq."
"Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as ""3 testicles"". That way, occasionally the monitor says ""Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"""
"Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download 2. What their daughters upload"
"My biggest fear is that my last words before dying will be something less than poignant like, ""Gravy is nice."""
"I asked Jesus what he did before he died He said ""Not much. I was just getting hammered and hanging out all day."""
"3 1/2 Inches is the avg size a woman needs to be happy. MasterCard, Visa, American Express, ect..."