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Joke of the Day

"TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But Stranger Things have happened."

"""I'm Googling some people to play Wii with"" -2010: normal. -1997: weird as fuck."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump get into a car accident. Who survives? America"

"Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it."

"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $50... The dad replies ""40 dollars!?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!"""

"Why not call baby pigs ""hamlets"" ?"

"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."

"[Home after awful day at work, my dog greets me] Me: At least somebody's happy to see me! Dog: *shakes head, pulls banana from pocket*"

"finally got to see someone in my facebook feed react to an onion article as if it were real news. today was a big day."