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Joke of the Day

"TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But Stranger Things have happened."

"An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone."

"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" -FDR ""Exactly."" -everyone with anxiety"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !"

"X used to mark the spot but.. fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to you"

"Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!"

"My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y"

"What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !"

"How can you tell the sex of an ant? Throw it into a pool. If it sinks, it is a girl ant. If it floats, then it is a ""BUOYANT""."

"What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke? ...she shattered his jaw!"