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Joke of the Day
"What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music? Rock and Heavy Metal"
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"After the title ""The Fate of the Furious"", I just need next 2 movies to be titled Fast *nein* : The Fast and the *Furher*ious Fast10 : your seatbelt"
"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."
"What do disgusting people eat? Groceries."
"I'd tell you a joke about UDP.... But, I wouldn't know if you'd get it."
"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."
"In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say ""I'm Shia LaBeouf"""
"[at daycare] Me: I'm here to pick up my son Daycare: what's he look like? Me: *points to my face* D: oh. Ok"
"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."
"Her: Where ya been? Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead? Me: Yeah. All of them."