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Joke of the Day

"Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home"

"I dumped my gf as she had OCD Odorous Cunt Discharge"

"No Wonder black people are so fast! Having a 3rd leg really helps."

"There are so many uses for toilet paper rolls... but you have to go through a lot of shit to use them."

"The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's"

"I won the meat raffle in the bar. Wasn't the answer my kids were expecting when they asked how I met their mother."

"So then, the rhino looked at the elephant and said ""What about the weasel?"" That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win."

"So a masochist meets a sadist... The masochist yells out ""HIT ME! HIT ME!"" The sadist smiles, looks at him and says ""no."""

"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists."

"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"