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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)"
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"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither of them could completely finish a race."
"I like to switch browsers as often as possible. They all prompt to make them the default browser. It feels nice to be fought over."
"Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away? Discover."
"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""
"Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute."
"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."
"I just saw the end of the world coming Watching it gave me multiple orgasms"
"My wife tells me my conspiracy theory obsession is getting out of control.. I wonder how much the government paid her to say that."
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"