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Joke of the Day
"Evolution: True science fiction."
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"If I eat lots of preservatives, won't I live longer? No, but you will have a longer shelf life."
"Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes? The punchline is too long."
"Your love is like Vicodin. You take away my pain but make me sick to stomach afterwards and you're also white."
"What if Bruce Jenner's whole ""Caitlyn"" thing is just a big joke, but nobody gets it because ... ... women aren't funny ?"
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows"
"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."
"Her:""my blinkers don't work I think I'm out of blinker fluid"" Me:""your car doesn't have blinker fluid."" Her:""I JUST SAID THAT PAY ATTENTION"""
"I told my son I was an early adopter. He asked, what tech? Then it got weird."
"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."