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Joke of the Day
"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."
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"""Of course I can paint your ceiling,"" Michaelangelo scoffed. ""Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out on it though."""
"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."
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"What do you call someone who is racist against Asians? Riceist."
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"So a patient walks into my therapist office... [INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]"
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