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Joke of the Day
"Just found a hole in my sock and now I'm worried that the whole drawer might be pregnant."
Next Joke
"you know how in movies the women always wake up with hair and makeup already done? I wake up like that but with a top hat&full tuxedo"
"Weird how people think I won't summon Satan when they talk to me while chewing."
"Dude, you're so black that when you wash yourself with soap... ... You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards."
"My girlfriend doesn't believe in abstinence. Thank God."
"I have a dog. He has no legs. I named him ""Cigarette."" And everyday, I take him for a drag."
"The Creation Museum commercials on TV..."
"This o is out of cntext."
"A man goes to join the navy Instructor- Do you know how to swim? Man-wait...they don't provide ships?"
"What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off."