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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."
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"I haven't said a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted..."
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"Who let the dogs out? Knock knock"
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"Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds."