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Joke of the Day

"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."

"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."

"Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke) The odds are, they can't even"

"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."

"You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog"

"I have a good joke... My grades."

"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."

"Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Or just mine?"

"How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia? One steppe at a time."

"I tried to write a song about a fajita.... But it turned into a wrap."