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Joke of the Day
"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."
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"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""
"I just burnt 1200 calories... I forgot the pizza in the oven. : /"
"Q: Why did the chicken say ""Meow oink bow-wow and moo?"" A: He was studying foreign languages."
"Plans to make the new TV series, CSI Baton Rouge were scrapped yesterday. The producers discovered that nobody has any dental records and everybody has the same DNA!"
"Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!"
"Waiter: how were your steak and eggs Me: just okay Waiter: oh no Me: you could say they were Waiter: please no Me: *sips mimosa* meaty yoker"
"What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka"
"I'll be going to my friend's Halloween party as a trapped Chilean miner unable to go to a friend's Halloween party."