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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gmmmppphh"
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"I feel like Trump is like Hitler Terribly misunderstood."
"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."
"You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home."
"Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?"
"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."
"I've been sober as far back as I can remember. Which is roughly 11 hours."
"How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb? They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation."
"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."