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Joke of the Day

"How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women? With a dust pan and broom"

"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."

"What's the difference between a baby and a window You can't rape a window"

"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."

"A man once ate a whole deck of playing cards. A couple of hours later, he had to drop a deuce."

"What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? Rep-tiles."

"My ex is coming to town tomorrow so I have to lose fifty pounds by morning."

"Monica Lewinsky isn't voting for Hillary. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss."

"How much porn did Jared Fogle have on his computer? A pedobyte."