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Joke of the Day
"Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced."
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"What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with? Downy."
"""ranch goes with everything"" i whisper while placing a bottle of ranch in grandma's coffin"
"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."
"LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad."
"What is the difference between a lesbian and a wheat thin? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."
"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."
"Black lives matter But only three fifths as much"
"I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."
"My dad said I'm likeable. I think of myself more as a lion but whatever."