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Joke of the Day
"Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced."
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"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"What type of classical music do chickens like best? Bach."
"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"
"Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common? Neither came to my birthday party"
"'I can't find my dollar bill' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'"
"Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin."