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Joke of the Day

"I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."

"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"

"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."

"What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut"

"A waiter just asked me if eat meat. I felt like a 70 year old women getting carded at a bar."

"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"Moby jumped over a mountain.... of air. . . . . . . What did you expect?"

"""What's up?"" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction."

"I slept so good last night.. It was like I was on a date with Bill Cosby."

"I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States."