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Joke of the Day
"I like to call my favorite sex position WOW.... It's when I flip your MOM over!"
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"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "
"Little Johnny asked one day, ""Mommy can little girls give birth?"" ""No son. Of course not"" ""Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"""
"Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."
"A man was undressing for the nurse behind a curtain He asks, ""Where do you want me to put my clothes?"" She says, ""On top of mine."""
"I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition."
"Everyone stop over reacting! There was no Earthquake.... I slipped in the shower, these things happen..."
"When I said ""I was afraid of the dentist"", I meant the bill."
"Genderqueers must have a tough time scheduling.. Because they don't have agenda"
"You have to love a boss with a sense of humor. Mine just sent me a 7am meeting notice on Outlook and I've never laughed so hard..."