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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Scotsman sell drugs? He had to get plaid."
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"Why couldn't the drummer make it to the show? He locked the bass player in the car."
"Warning: 18+ [link!](http://imgur.com/dkKxyoa)"
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"What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common? They are both terrible without Cream."
"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"
"It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion. A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons."
"If you ever have to say ""just kidding,"" you're probably not very good at kidding and you should stop kidding"
"I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is big plus."
"A 72 year old benjamin button, is a pedophiles dream."